Friday, October 15, 2004

the rules of having a maintenance dude...

the rules::

  1. You do not talk about the maintenance dude.

  2. You DO NOT talk about the maintenance dude.

  3. When someone goes limp or says stop, the f$#@'ing is over.

  4. Only two people to a f$#@.

  5. One f$#@ at a time.

  6. No shirt, no shoes.

  7. f$#@s go on for as long as they have to.

  8. If this is your first visit to the maintenance dude, you have to f$#@!



sorry sistas, I don't know why I had to, but I had to violate rule#1 here. ah, well.

I like my maintenance dude. He's talented, creative ... and, er - well-fitted for the job. Plus, he knows the other set of rules::

  1. You do not talk about the maintenance dude.

  2. You DO NOT talk about the maintenance dude.

  3. When someone catches feelings or starts some drama, the f$#@'ing is permanently over.

  4. Only as many people as are willing to a f$#@.

  5. One f$#@ at a time.

  6. No pajamas, no overnight bags.

  7. f$#@s go on for as long as they have to.

  8. If this is your first visit to the maintenance dude, you have to f$#@!



But nah, really - he's a cool person. And gifted. I've given all the other members of the cast a shout - I figured he's earned his.

Plus, I been neglecting dude - since JC's back. He's understanding and all, but even he can only put up with so much. And like the maintenance dude says: "where was he when you had needs?"

<into her cellphone:>"Hey _______, how are you? I know it's been a sec, just wanted to see how you where doing..."

2 comments:

Elle said...

Aaaaaaaahhhhh! You've brought back so many memories. Sex sans bullshit. I remember it. I remember it well.

saga said...

Girl...

I've had the (dis)pleasure of committing to someone who, despite the fact that they were willing to commit - wasn't worthy of the commitment OR the goods. Didn't find out until the ring had given me a tan line - see the FL chronicles.

It has its merits, but to each her own...