- You do not talk about the maintenance dude.
- You DO NOT talk about the maintenance dude.
- When someone goes limp or says stop, the f$#@'ing is over.
- Only two people to a f$#@.
- One f$#@ at a time.
- No shirt, no shoes.
- f$#@s go on for as long as they have to.
- If this is your first visit to the maintenance dude, you have to f$#@!
sorry sistas, I don't know why I had to, but I had to violate rule#1 here. ah, well.
I like my maintenance dude. He's talented, creative ... and, er - well-fitted for the job. Plus, he knows the other set of rules::
- You do not talk about the maintenance dude.
- You DO NOT talk about the maintenance dude.
- When someone catches feelings or starts some drama, the f$#@'ing is permanently over.
- Only as many people as are willing to a f$#@.
- One f$#@ at a time.
- No pajamas, no overnight bags.
- f$#@s go on for as long as they have to.
- If this is your first visit to the maintenance dude, you have to f$#@!
But nah, really - he's a cool person. And gifted. I've given all the other members of the cast a shout - I figured he's earned his.
Plus, I been neglecting dude - since JC's back. He's understanding and all, but even he can only put up with so much. And like the maintenance dude says: "where was he when you had needs?"
<into her cellphone:>"Hey _______, how are you? I know it's been a sec, just wanted to see how you where doing..."
2 comments:
Aaaaaaaahhhhh! You've brought back so many memories. Sex sans bullshit. I remember it. I remember it well.
Girl...
I've had the (dis)pleasure of committing to someone who, despite the fact that they were willing to commit - wasn't worthy of the commitment OR the goods. Didn't find out until the ring had given me a tan line - see the FL chronicles.
It has its merits, but to each her own...
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